do you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop?
Pick the stereotype that fits you…
I’M SKINNY, so I MUST be beliemic.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I’m an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON’T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be “evil” and not have any morals.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore…
I’m a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I’m ITALIAN, so I must like guys with big cocks!
I’m EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I’m JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I’m BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I’m ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.
I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I’m CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I’m FAT so I MUST have never had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore…
I’m a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I’m ITALIAN, so I must like guys with big cocks!
I’m EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I’m JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I’m BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I’m ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.
I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I’m CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I’m FAT so I MUST have never had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Tagged with: Anti Depressants • Stereotype • White Trash
Filed under: Other - Cultures & Groups
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Hells Bells, I couldn’t finish reading that…but I think you got the Cuban one wrong.
I hate stereotypes and racist comments. All this junk needs to stop completely.
I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
Even though you repeted the list twice, I really liked it. It shows that everybody is a victem of sterotyping, groups you never even think about.
Chinese brides sometimes but not if it means censorship and now that the you have cleared the air thank the 1st ammendment for
and im sure that you came up wit this right?!
I THINK YOURE DEGRADING EVERYONE YOURSELF!!!!!!
nice job writting everysingle horrible thing, i assume thats what you believe too!
They are all true, most of the time.
Stereotypes don’t materialize out of thin air. There is always a certain amount of truth to them. That’s why we have them.
Wow!Yeah, I do agree.You should never judge a book by it’s cover, because you may be missing out on an amazing story!
*** got bored…quit reading. i haven’t had anyone say anything stereotypical to me about me tho’ if that matters.
Some people think that just because you wrote this because that is the way you feel about all these people,,,,its stupid….i really believe that stereotypes are stupid and i really hate them and think people should shut up too, and agree with you….and I’m SINGLE so i MUST be ugly.
Hmmm I don’t see myself in any of those rolls but then again I’m not into stereotyping. I try to go by personality only.
the whole world held hands on 9/11
wouldnt it be nice if it didnt take a tragety
to unite everyone as one
i think god had a better master plan then how we are today
Hey, you forgot me!! I’m old, so I must be crabby and inflexible. (not to mention senile). haha, I’m NONE of those
Wow! So long, and you repeated it twice! Do you think someone would read it twice?
I’m Brazilian. So as you can see I carry LOTS of stereotypes. At least I’m not a Brazilian woman, but man, otherwise I would care so much stereotypes that I would fall in ground with the weigh. I hate it, we’re just like everyone in the world, seems like some people think Brazil is some kind of “magic land”.
People from USA carry some stereotypes too:
fat, ignorant, racist, hamburger-eater, arrogant, money-oriented…
See, this is terrible.
I’m not like everyone else so I must be a loser.
I’m christian so I must hate homosexuals.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slu.t
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******* them all.
I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I’M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.
I,m a black Latina Democrat with big boobs. So I must be a dirty hoe who’s irresponsible and eats fried chicken and drinks kool-aid(it must be red or I won’t touch it). LOL !
That is the longest question I have ever seen… still, I hate stereotypes. I must agree with you on this…
The one that suits me is the anti-depressants deal.